Saiful Bukhari has NOT Been Sodomised yet !!!

HAHAHAHA!!!! Found this video in Youtube.com. In this video Saifool said he "was" sodomised on 26/8/08. That would be next week. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL

Arif Shah is "KUFUR" ??

Quoted here is a newspaper article from Utusan.com.my

Nombor tiga petanda baik bagi Arif Shah mulakan kempen pilihan
raya

16/08/2008 4:13pm

BUKIT MERTAJAM 16 Ogos — Calon Barisan Nasional (BN), Datuk Arif Shah
Omar Shah berkata beliau begitu bersemangat untuk berjuang memenangi pilihan
raya kecil Parlimen Permatang Pauh walaupun menghadapi Penasihat Parti Keadilan
Rakyat (PKR) Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

Arif Shah, 51, juga menyifatkan pemilihannya sebagai calon nombor tiga
dalam kertas pencalonan pada pilihan raya kecil pada 26 Ogos ini sebagai petanda
baik untuk beliau memulakan kempennya.

Beliau, yang fasih bertutur bahasa Mandarin dan Hokkien, berkata nombor
tiga atau “san” dalam Mandarin membawa maksud “bukit” atau tempat yang tinggi
dan ini memberi semangat kepadanya untuk berjuang memenangi pilihan raya
itu.

Ketika ditemui pemberita selepas proses penamaan calon, Arif Shah gembira
proses penamaan calon di Dewan Aminuddin Baki, Institut Perguruan Tuanku Bainun
di sini berjalan lancar.

“Saya rasa sungguh bersemangat lebih-lebih lagi ramai pemimpin BN yang
turun memberikan sokongan,” kata Arif Shah, yang juga Anggota Dewan Undangan
Negeri Seberang Jaya. - Bernama

That' what he has said. We all know that Muslims are forbidden to believe moreover to rely on fortune telling as it is against the basis if the Islamic Faith. Now lets hear what the Islamic Scholars have to say.

As you can see, that guy doesn't even respect and follow the teachings of Islam, how are you, the Muslim residents of Permatang Pauh supposed to elect him as your leader? If he can betray Islam just like that, imagine what can he do to you?

Are WE Safe Here in Putra Heights?

Konstabel dituduh rogol pelajar di balai polis
Jul 18, 08
6:00pm

Seorang konstabel mengaku tidak bersalah di Mahkamah Sesyen di
Petaling Jaya hari ini terhadap tuduhan merogol seorang pelajar perempuan di
Balai Polis Putra Heights, kira-kira sebulan lalu.

Jamil Abdul Sah, 27, didakwa merogol gadis berusia 17 tahun itu di
bilik maklumat, balai berkenaan antara jam 6 dan 7 pagi, 18 Jun
2008.

Dia didakwa melakukan kesalahan itu mengikut Seksyen 376(2)(f) Kanun
Keseksaan dan jika disabitkan boleh dipenjara sehingga 30 tahun dan juga
disebat.

Jamil juga mengaku tidak bersalah, di tempat dan masa yang sama, atas
pertuduhan meminta mangsa melakukan seks di luar tabii, demikian menurut
Bernama.

Bagi kesalahan itu dia didakwa mengikut Seksyen 377 B Kanun Keseksaan dan
jika sabit kesalahan boleh dipenjara sehingga 20 tahun dan boleh juga
disebat.Peguambela Ariff Azami Hassan, yang mewakili Jamil ketika rayuan,
berkata Jamil adalah penanggung tunggal keluarga dan mempunyai dua anak serta
isteri.

Penolong Pendakwa Raya Norshamsinar Mohamad memohon agar mahkamah tidak
menawarkan ikat jamin kerana kesalahan yang dilakukan adalah satu kesalahan
serius dan jika tertuduh dilepaskan dibimbangi dia akan mengganggu pelajar dan
saksi pendakwa.

Hakim Balqis Ain Mohd Ali kemudian menetapkan ikat jamin RM15,000 dengan
seorang penjamin dan menetapkan 22 Oktober depan untuk tarikh perbicaraan.

Massive Landslide

During the holidays, I was priviledged to get to follow a group of geologists on their field trip to study a site of a landslide. The landslide was located at Fraser's Hill. It was so massive it measures 1.3 kilometres long and it cuts through 2 roads located in its path which was The Gap - Fraser's Hill road and Kuala Kubu Bharu - Raub road.

Get the sense of its enormity?

The landslide cuts through the earth like melted butter.

During a landslide, the usually hard soil will assume a liquid form. That's why the path follows te earth's contour.

The top end of the landslide.

The Gap - Fraser's Hill Road

Completely cut off.

The scar runs so deep. (this picture was taken from the tip of the collapsed road section)

The KKB - Raub Road that is situated in the middle span of the landslide which sustained a heavy damage and the huge boulders being deposited there. (note that only half of the bridge remained intact. the other half had been carried away by the landslide all the way to to the bottom)

This boulder measures as big as a trailer head. (on top of the boulder you can see that the bedrock being exposed by the landslide)

Water gushing down from the ruins of the bridge.

Workers are busy repairing damaged road section.

And some more pictures that I don't think I need to explain .

According to the geologists, the landslide was triggered at just below The Gap-Fraser's Hill new road due to poor irigation of the stream on the site. It then pulls together the road section and deposited them all 1.3 kilometres away in a river down the hill.

Martin Solveig - C'est La Vie

This video has some really cool dance moves. Enjoy!!!

How To Be A Popular Young Blogger In Malaysia

Want to be a popular young Malaysian blogger? Here are some useful tips:

Firstly, know your readers or traffic. They are upper secondary school children and those in their twenties.

These are the people who love to read or rather see simple, fun and entertaining stuff. Leave all those political rantings or social commentaries to the older boring Malaysian bloggers or readers.

I know many would argue that most of these so-called young Malaysian bloggers are not actually blogger per se. They don't actually write a lot of quality content. They just paste photos after photos of some cats, food, screwed-up signboards or lots of superimposed pictures.

Anyway, it is for the younger readers to judge. Yes, I know some older folks might find these young bloggers sense of humor childish or silly. Nothing witty or really funny. Just some trite captions to the photos. Cut and paste, superimpose or whatnot. But that is what their readers want, ok?

Forget about pompous language or some heavy intelectual stuff. These young readers want to have a good time and not listening to your long lecture. Just write short posts and always remember never short of pictures. The more the better.

I'm sure you've read or even have written those simple comments in some of those young popular blogs. The comments are mostly short and silly. Ranging from "LOL" to "very funny lah!" . You don't find long intelligent or argumentative comments in these young popular blogs.

To sum it up, know your readers, plaster lots of pictures, brush up your photoshop skills and ignore those old bloggers or readers.

*copied from - http://malaysian-humor.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-be-popular-young-blogger-in.html

The Raya Shopping Craze has Begun!!!

This morning I went to Mydin Mall in USJ 1 to buy some groceries. Much to my surprise (not really suprizing actually but felt quite awkward) the atmosphere at the mall is pretty much like its going to Raya soon although Raya is 1 and a half months away and its not even the month of Ramadhan yet. All the decorations and also the promotional items are all set to be in the Raya mode.

Cadbury is among the earliest to set up its raya promotion!!

The customers, not to miss the Merdeka month sale, are also busy shopping for their Raya preparations.

There are aisles upon aisles of Baju Melayu of all sizes.

Songkoks of all sizes and designs.

Baju Kurungs

Cookie containers

And not to miss...

Kuih Raya!!!!!

So not to miss out on the shopping craze (while I still have someone to sponsor for my clothing) I grab myself a Baju Melayu from a boutique nearby.

While I was busy trying out my Baju Melayu, I heard the conversation between my mother and the boutique owner. The boutique owner said that she had sold out the first batch of her Baju Melayu's and still had to order more baju.

Anyway, since the shopping craze has begun, we're going shopping again tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

MAHA 1st visit

Yesterday me and my friends Alwyn, Qayyum and Rizwan went to the Malaysian Agriculture, Horticulture and Agrotourism Show 2008 held in Mardi grounds just nearby from our place. We went there on the first hour it was opened to public.

From left: Alwyn, Arechong and Qayyum upon arrival at the main gate and tram terminal.

They projected Pak Lah's speech from inside the convention hall but no one's watching.

Nice vegetable pergola

Another view of the vege pergola

"Petola" on the Pergola

Bitter gourd and winter melon (kundur) being planted on the pergola

Salad Column

Rock melon

Beautifully decorated edible garden

Life is Delicate...

Subhanallah!! Just now as I was ready to sleep, my mother came into my room. Her face was grim. She told me that Father had a car accident near Kati in Kuala Kangsar. He was on his way to Gerik to check on his project site. A friend of his was driving the car when the tragedy happened. At first, I couldn't believe what I have heard but after being repeated several times only the reality struck me that it really happened. Alhamdulillah. Thank God that my father only had a minor injury and was quickly sent by his convoy mates to Kuala Kangsar Hospital to get his outpatient treatment. The car driver and his other friend however escaped uninjured but the same fate doesn't happen to the car. Our Toyota Hilux was badly wrecked by the accident (the same thing happened to our Toyota Land Cruiser II 6 years ago but this time its worse).

Why does this thing happen?

Thus it got me thinking.

How vulnerable life is. I dare not to write anymore...

A Perfect Wedding

While this article was written, I just came back from Bukit Subang. Me and my family attended a wedding that I can consider the most perfect wedding that I have attended so far. Compared to grander wedding receptions in Brunei and in KL which I have attended, this one is a little bit moderate in the budget but but the sense of grandeur can still be felt. And because this is a wedding of an officer in the office of the prominent Mufti of Perlis, it gives a glimpse of a wedding reception as guidelined by the Prophet P.B.U.H. himself through his Sunnah - alive with muslim practices in a wedding but doesn't lose the grandness. It got everything that a wedding could have, plus - extra menu that really satisfies the guest ( got laksa penang, curry laksa, satay, including nasi kandar as its main menu) minus - wedding practices that doesn't comply with islamic guidelines (such as bersanding, makan beradat, cake cutting and also a sort of weird tradition where the bride became the model for rented gowns - sometimes up to 7 different fittings being paraded one after another while the guests are eating in the midday sun).

Thus, it makes me wonder what would my wedding be like?...

First...
Insyaallah if God permits, my wedding would be a lovely reception with a not-too-long guest list with a little touch of exclusivity. Maybe it could be held in a garden where beautifully decorated tents are set up within the trees and cleverly placed lights help to bring the atmosphere alive. Possible venues for the reception includes Lake Gardens, Taman Tasik Permaisuri and even the park in front of our house.

Second...
All wedding practices or adats that doesn't comply with Islamic teachings would be given a big NO!. There would be no bersanding, no makan beradat where you have spoon the food into your mouth while crossing hands with your new wife. Men and women would be separated which I see would bring more interaction between guests.

Third...
Since all great weddings that I have attended in the past year were done at night, I think mine would also be done at night (remember about the cleverly placed lights, who would turn the lights on in broad daylight?) It would be done in a formal reception format where the guests will not just come-eat-and chow but would follow the program tentative.

Fourth...
Instead of showing off the newlyweds, other forms of entertainment will be held to make the reception cheerful. I would love to have a drums performance in the middle of the reception and some music that are sampled from the entire world. All would be made within islamic toleration.

Here are my thoughts for now. Hehehehe.....